January 26, 2008

  • Sigh.

    It’s January 28 and I have absolutely nothing to say that might be remotely interesting.

    So whut am I doing here?

    Well, I just thought maybe I oughta’ take the holiday decorations down before Easter.

    For Christmas, Santa brought me a sinus infection and bronchitis.  My doctor gave me two rounds of antibiotics -- count ‘em -- 4 WEEKS’ worth -- but they must’ve been inferior products on the cheap from some “Wise Guy” warehouse, because they haven’t worked  yet.  Should’ve gone to a Canadian drugstore, I guess.

    I also got this really cool toy that comes with this HUGE orange laser pistol (that looks like a Colt .45) and a bunch of cans.  So that’s pretty much whut I’ve been doing all this time:  Shooting at cans.  (Which feels a whole lot like tilting at Windmills.)

    Oh yeah.  And blowing my nose.

    And feeling like I’m walking around under water.

    A word to the wise:  Buy stock in Kleenex.

    kleenex

Comments (9)

  • That was awful nice of Santa.

    Sending a virtual prescription your way for some heavy duty drugs.  Just turn turn me into the cyber cops for giving out scripts since I'm not an ordained doctor mkay? :D

  • Everything you say is interesting! I messaged you... also- have you ever made fresh ginger tea? Just take a piece og the root, about an inch and a half long, put lots of slices into it without going all the way through, put it in about a quart of water and simmer for around an hour... you will know its strong enough if you can feel the 'heat'when you drink it.... replenish the water and keep simmering until it gets too weak, then start with a new piece of ginger...

    yeah... I am a witch doctor... an indian medicine woman, LOL

  • Actually, it's only January 26th so you're in really bad shape. Call the doctor and tell him you're no better. If after one course of antibiotics you're still sick, you're on the wrong med for the bug, or have something viral....which would have run its course in a month! Please call. Get better soon. Hugs.

  • I hope you saved the receipt from that bug Santa brought. Might want to go exchange it for a six pack and a Prine CD.

    Hope ya feel better, Feef, and hope we hear from ya soon!

  • Hey!  Maybe if you put Vick's Vapo rub on the bottom of your feet it will help...seriously!  I've read it works, and it seemd to do the trick with my kids when they got all whoopie a couple of months ago.  :)  

  • So sorry you're not feeling well.  Sending best wishes for feeling better soon.

  • thx 4 th' tip.

  • Hello? Anybody seen Fifi?

  • Hey. Wake up or I'll tell everyone about all our secrets.

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