August 20, 2008
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Ads Nauseum Prayer
(Editor's Note: This is a first for me! Two "religious" entries in a row!)
And the Ads Nauseum winner is............
.......TV's own Billy Mays.Sweet Jaysus! I do not care WHUT he is selling, one word from this guy and I am LEAPING for the mute button on my remote.
The dude is loud.
TOO loud.
MUCH too loud.
Gosh. Wonder if he talks that way at home? I mean, is he always that EXUBERANT? Could it possibly be that is just the normal timbre of his voice?
Wonder if he's married?
Can you imagine waking up in the morning to someone screaming
"YOUR COFFEE'S READY DEAR!
I'VE GOT FIRST DIBS ON THE SHOWER!"
Dear Gawd, it's me, Feef. Please send Billy Mays to the moon and get him off my TV.
Because, hey. You already know he'd be able to phone home without a phone.
-Amen.
Comments (7)
LOL, hubby leaves the tv on at night, one night one of his ads woke me from a dead sleep!
How are YOU doing? I miss the old days of more frequent posts...
Ugh....between that dude and the Burker King....they are the reasons I don't even turn the tv on anymore.
There's nothing wrong with Billy Mays that a couple sticks of dynamite wouldn't fix. Come to think of it, though, if we inspected the smoking rubble afterward, I'd bet we'd find his mouth hanging from a tree limb, still moving.
And to think Willy Mays was so soft spoken. Billy should look to Willy and learn. Say Hey.
(shudder), that guy is revolting. More and more, it's quietness and peace that I seek. Simple pleasures, a bit of joy here and there. Sounds good, no?
just checkin' in on ya, Feef...